He’s petting his imaginary career.
“So I shut up Sandra’s little kid like this and he never told my secret…”
hey its that guy from “two guys, a girl, and a pizza place.”
yes, chil’ren. that was once a real show.
He’s having a Dinklage flashback.
“If I was still married to Scarlett, her ass would be riiiight about here.”
“And its also where Blake Lively’s head is when she is in town.”
No no, step back, humility. Ryan Reynolds is taking pictures right now.
From the thumbnail I thought it was the tree frog from ‘Life on Earth’
“I can still feel Scarlett’s vagina if I do this.”
“yeah, yeah…I’m sorry about Green Lantern”
His imaginary friend is such a photohog. Oddly enough, his imaginary friend is named Kris Humphries.
He’s very happy Scarlett has moved on to her second grand pa boyfriend,
Great move, All women know…he’s slappin da bass!
He is silencing his invisible midget friend. That, or Dinklage has developed cloaking capabilities.
“Mr. Reynolds, using the whole backdrop as a scale, can you show us Blake Lively’s intelligence level?”
“Check it, this is how I separate the ass parade: No callbacks over here, middle-aged actresses over there…”
“So Denzel took urinal one, and I took urinal two, and I said ‘No, no, Denzel, you’re the bigger star… I’ll shake it more than twice.'”
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