If you’re in London and wondering what HDTV in a singles ad means, it’s Hipster Douche Transvestite.
He’s throwing out the one person who showed up.
Adopting the visuals of a rockstar do not make a rockstar.
Exactly.. You just named the field in this years asshole olympics!
I smell an overdose coming
This is his year, the only overdose you’re going to see is marketing.
“Get that Kardashian over there … doesn’t matt-er which one … and tell her what I’m ‘olding in my right ‘and!’
“So this is how I stroke it now that Katie has moved on to another bloke.”
Russel Brand and Ringo Star? What the fuck do you suppose they had to talk about? “Well, I was one of the Beatles…who are you again?”
“Why am I here ? That guy, that guy over there said I was special because I married Katy and that I could just show up and it would be ok. He told me I didn’t have to sing or anything.”
Russell Brand ejects the bar stool from the event because it reminded him too much of Katy Perry’s personality.
“Listen you bloody yank, I married a rock star. Put me on the bloomin’ stage with drums and guitars, you hear me? I am Russel Brand Star Fucker, look at my scarves. Women love me. Rock Star Russel Brand”
The longer the scarf, the wider the asshole.
So, how much longer until this untalented retard disappears for good?
According to his new contract with Fox it’s three more years of Russel Brand in America.
Americans have no f*ing clue what funny is when it comes in an intellectual form! Come home love muscle Russell!! England wants you back… f the states! m:)
No, we get it. It helps if it’s funny though. We’ll trade you Stephen Fry for him though. We’ve already gotten Hugh Laurie.
As an actor not comedian may I point out.
Most comedies that come out of the state… movies, sitcoms, stand ups etc.. tend to be, while watchable in the most part… simple and sometimes childish in humour. It is America that take our popular comedy programs and make their own versions that then rapidly die a death. US and comedy aren’t the biggest love story BUT you do make brilliant action films over there, so all is fair in love, comedy and war I guess. Just my opinion!
He’s really starting to look like George Harrison. The dead version.
Won’t last much longer without Perry.
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Russell Brand hosting SiriusXM's Town Hall with Ringo Starr in West Hollywood. (January 30, 2012)
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