“O.K. ladies, it’s looking good. Try this: hold the pillows in front of your faces! Yeah, that’s the stuff! Now we’re getting usable shots!”
Future porn stars….NICE
Well this is pretty much how I fantasized dying…
Nice. Proves again the biggest mistake we ever made was teaching women to read.
Pillows? What are you, in 8th grade? They’re called ti….oh wait, now I see the pillows. Never mind.
Who wants to take bets both of this chicks will be either dead or raging addicts by the time they’re 40?
Destiny Danger? Sounds more like a Saturday morning Cartoon.
Destiny Danger (not her real name). That’s all.
“No no no. Danger’s my middle name”
Bras that might fit my stupendous rack! Need.
Yeesh. The face on that one on the right. Dim the lights, at least.
Fuck you, atheists. This will be my heaven.
Glamour models? Is there another definition of those two words than I’m familiar with?
It’s how you say “cum-guzzling no-talent fake-titty sluts” in mixed company.
Can they try this again but this time with attractive women?
The Kardashians make millions and these girls linger in obscurity.
Just how much penicillin am I gonna need after this little romp ?
Let’s see, five times four … does that make this the first ever Superficial Final Twenty?
Thanks for reminding me, I need to go buy some balloons for work.
Is “Glamour Model” the new PC term for “Porn Fluffer”?
Oh my God, this is just like my college dorm!
in this pillow fight, no one wins.
It takes big down pillow wings to lift these angels!
Glamour models is it now? Last I checked, these were called “Inflatable Love Dolls” or “Emergency Flotation Devices”.
Surely, auto-correct switched “Husqvarna” to “Glamour.” Right?
Glamour models??? HAHAHAHAHA
Poor things. I’m sure they suffer really badly from back ache.
shit, look at those tits
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Glamour models Jordan Carver and Destiny Danger have a lingerie pillow fight in Vegas. (January 30, 2012)