1. tlmck

    “You’re too old for me A-Rod.”

  2. Frank Burns

    Turned away at the door again, eh Vanessa?

  3. Buddy the Elf

    “I have to SHAVE to get in?”

  4. The look on Vanessa’s face when she’s told it’s pretty much downhill for her from here on out.

  5. jeffiner

    this can’t be vanessa hudgens. it’s got to be her fatter uglier little sister or something.

  6. Wait, I thought YOU knew what the hell this movie was?

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    There’s no road back from Cherie Blair country

  8. “Why is he looking at me like that? Am I not … fresh enough?”

  9. “I’m sorry Vanessa, but they said the donkey show was mandatory…here, I’ll hold your dress”

  10. Bonky

    This is the face every woman has when she discovers that not all black men have big dicks.

  11. John Riley

    I’m sorry Mr. Brown, please don’t hit me.

  12. Corven

    “You mean you DON’T have any white chocolate, A-Rod?” *pouts*

  13. The Brown Streak

    “You drank the water, didn’t you?”

  14. cc

    Did you say a lot of people saw my pussy pics?

  15. Contusion

    Donde esta los banos?
    Si, mi burro es en los enchiladas.
    Hola, senor, buenos nachos! Los banos esta Pedro’s casa.

  16. Lolli-Pop

    You say you hid the taquito with Zac?

  17. Bigalkie


  18. Nasline

    “I shaved my forehead and my chest and you still don’t tell me I’m pretty?”

  19. They wouldn’t let her wear the cutoffs.

  20. cutthecrap

    A Rod loves him some bitches with mustaches

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