“You’re too old for me A-Rod.”
Haha….guess we’re the only ones who noticed that.
Turned away at the door again, eh Vanessa?
“I have to SHAVE to get in?”
The look on Vanessa’s face when she’s told it’s pretty much downhill for her from here on out.
this can’t be vanessa hudgens. it’s got to be her fatter uglier little sister or something.
Yeah, she’s not even in a bikini
Wait, I thought YOU knew what the hell this movie was?
There’s no road back from Cherie Blair country
“Why is he looking at me like that? Am I not … fresh enough?”
“I’m sorry Vanessa, but they said the donkey show was mandatory…here, I’ll hold your dress”
This is the face every woman has when she discovers that not all black men have big dicks.
I’m sorry Mr. Brown, please don’t hit me.
“You mean you DON’T have any white chocolate, A-Rod?” *pouts*
“You drank the water, didn’t you?”
Did you say a lot of people saw my pussy pics?
Donde esta los banos?
Si, mi burro es en los enchiladas.
Hola, senor, buenos nachos! Los banos esta Pedro’s casa.
You say you hid the taquito with Zac?
“I shaved my forehead and my chest and you still don’t tell me I’m pretty?”
That’s because she forgot to shave her moustache
They wouldn’t let her wear the cutoffs.
A Rod loves him some bitches with mustaches
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