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  1. Alison

    I see empty mouths and both sets of hands, so what could they be “performing?”

  2. kec232

    Performing?… Is that what were calling back-alley, old man blow jobs these days?

  3. Any Guy

    WONDERTWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE! Form of – an AIDS-infested hooker! Shape of – a talentless silicone freak!

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Whenever I see these two, I’m reminded of the scene from “Cabin Fever” in which the guy has sex with a girl and immediately pours Listerine on his penis when they finish.

  5. Krusty The Klown

    “Performing” what, exactly?

  6. Arzach

    And by “performing” I assume that they are back to their old job as strippers

  7. LadyLynna

    Wow, gender reassignment sure has come a long way!

  8. Venom

    Oh goody, a stupid underboob tattoo, just in case you were not sure if they were trashy before.

  9. hbw

    “Karissa, answer your phone already, I wanna talk to you!”

  10. Buddy the Elf

    nothing remotely special about either.
    Unless you count selling your souls and bodies to the Crypt Keeper for relevance…

  11. The Brown Streak

    “Hi, Dad? Which one am I? Kristina or Karissa? I forgot again.”

  12. Go easy on them, people – they’re an illusionist duo act. They make penises disappear, dildos disappear, stupid men’s money disappear…

  13. Jillia

    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo…

  14. Man they’d be cute if they were brunette…

  15. Sin

    One line of cocaine and a fifth of anything and you can have them for the night. Just like everyone else has.

  16. I can’t keep these two straight. Which one doesn’t swallow, and which one killed Heath Ledger?

  17. They have a colony for whores now?

  18. tlmck

    Definitely came from the same factory, but I think the one on the right is a less expensive model number.

  19. cc

    In their defense, a) at least one of them has a great ass and b) who doesn’t want to go to a bar and find an easy lay?

  20. Larry Jones

    Dad must be proud. Look at my two lovely hose-bag daughters!! Woohoo!

  21. MrsWrong

    I think I now fully understand the term “Cum-dumpster”

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