1. dontkillthemessenger

    Did they decide it was going to be their final New Year’s Eve before or after she showed up?

  2. Krusty The Klown

    “Ok boys, who wants an STD for New Years? Queue up lads, queue up.”

  3. Table for two?……umm…no thanks

  4. Next turn: Brigette Bardotville

  5. ss109

    Wasn’t she supposed to be in Dubai with Lindsey Lohan?

  6. The Brown Streak

    So that’s why Jupiter never blew up into a second star…Pam Anderson destroyed all the monoliths by absorbing them into her breast implants.

  7. …and looking thrilled to be there, too. Seriously, aren’t people her age finished with the Denny’s Early-bird dinner special and in bed by that time?

  8. 54 is her age, bra size and ID. She was an obvious choice.

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