superficial

  1. That is a substantial man rack.

  2. That wanker better have my hot water and lemon ready when I get back to shore.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    First Rihanna’s boobs, now this? Our lucky day.

  4. Swearin

    “Well, thanks to X-Factor, I’m riding…”
    *flips sunglasses*
    “…a new wave of success!”

    YEEEEAH!!!

  5. eatme

    #1 douche of the world

  6. Venom

    He should date A Rod, he will get him into shape in no time.

  7. DeucePickle

    Damn, this dude doesn’t button the top 4 buttons on ANYTHING he wears

  8. hbw

    “Hi, I was told there was buttsex here?”

  9. Brink

    I want his sweaty, hairy chest on my nipples.

  10. Confident Male

    Sean Connery called. He wants his body back.

  11. He did a great job in that Planet of The Apes movie.

  12. The Brown Streak

    So the new Baywatch remake couldn’t get the Hoff back so they had to settle for this?

  13. AnnaDraconida

    This is what Freddie Mercury would look like if he hadn’t died.

  14. Sin

    Cowell…Simon Cowell. What a Bond wanna be.

  15. Cindy Lou Who

    Isn’t his life vest two sizes too small just like his heart.

  16. MoonBeam

    i wonder how hairy his ass is? things that keep me awake at night…

  17. tlmck

    He should go up to at least a C cup.

  18. Bigalkie

    While trying to give us his gross redheaded asshole impersonation, he gives us the David Caruso.

  19. cc

    Pierce Brosnan was doing well as Bond until gynecomastia set in

  20. Blonde

    I’m bag, douche bag.

  21. squishy

    That is enough moob to put an eye out!!

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