That is a substantial man rack.
But I didn’t think it as classily as you; I just thought: “Dayum, that’s some big-ass moobs!”
Still on the wait list for a Moob lift??
That wanker better have my hot water and lemon ready when I get back to shore.
First Rihanna’s boobs, now this? Our lucky day.
His are much bigger!
“Well, thanks to X-Factor, I’m riding…”
“…a new wave of success!”
#1 douche of the world
He should date A Rod, he will get him into shape in no time.
Damn, this dude doesn’t button the top 4 buttons on ANYTHING he wears
“Hi, I was told there was buttsex here?”
I want his sweaty, hairy chest on my nipples.
Sean Connery called. He wants his body back.
He did a great job in that Planet of The Apes movie.
So the new Baywatch remake couldn’t get the Hoff back so they had to settle for this?
This is what Freddie Mercury would look like if he hadn’t died.
Cowell…Simon Cowell. What a Bond wanna be.
Isn’t his life vest two sizes too small just like his heart.
i wonder how hairy his ass is? things that keep me awake at night…
Never mind that. Imagine his back! To quote Paris Hilton, “Eeeeuuuu!”
He should go up to at least a C cup.
While trying to give us his gross redheaded asshole impersonation, he gives us the David Caruso.
Pierce Brosnan was doing well as Bond until gynecomastia set in
I’m bag, douche bag.
That is enough moob to put an eye out!!
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Simon Cowell in Barbados. (January 1, 2012)