1. Glenn Close is ready to film “Another 101 Dalmatians.”

  2. It's the kimkim, bitches

    NOTE TO SELF: never go to Aspen. Ever.

    • Susan

      I’ve been there and it was no big deal. Everything in any store costs a minimum of $1,000 dollars. The skiing is overrated, but the lifts are nice and warm, it’s really only for snow bunnies that want to be seen wearing their furs, and not for real passionate skiers.

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Sure, Aspen has the snow and the scenery, but it’s really not Christmas without a Panto.

  4. I wasn’t aware that the codpiece was back.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Holy shit. No wonder Antonio Banderas is trying to hump Salma Hayek in every picture.

  6. Krusty The Klown

    IT BURNS!!!! IT BURNS!!!

  7. Is that some sort of hat or was this shot taken mid-headshot?

  8. Quijibo

    I thought it was a tranny looking at the thumbnail. Yikes.

  9. So, they sent in the clown.

  10. Venom

    I hope to god she is dressed up like this for a part in a Tim Burton movie.

  11. LadyLynna

    She should have gone to the same surgeon Karissa did for her gender reassignment…

  12. It’s like if Cruella Deville liked bloody baby seals instead of dalmation puppies

  13. You know what’s in that purse? Juggling pins.

  14. Jenn

    This pic proves moms the world over are right: “You keep making that face and it’s gonna freeze like that!” Well, only when it ‘s full of collagen. :))

  15. The Brown Streak

    I fucking hate mimes!

  16. skidmark

    don’t women usually hide their chastity belts?

  17. Now there’s a street mime with commitment.

  18. Blech

    Bette Midler?

  19. Susan

    I bet Donny Johnson is thanking god right now that she dumped him.

  20. Oz Matters

    I believe that police are now looking for a lone gunman last seen running from the Aspen Book Depository.

  21. tlmck

    When did she get embalmed?

  22. Tyrone Biggums

    From the thumbnail, I thought it was Marilyn Manson.

  23. cutthecrap

    sometimes no talent, overly medicated, crack whore, mental cases need fresh air too! Sheesh!!!

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