superficial

  1. catapostrophe

    Since when are Clooney and A-Rod an item?

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    A-Rod is staring at a chick who looks like a dude and Clooney is staring at a dude’s ass…

    What happens in Cabo, leaves you walking funny and unable to sit down for a few days.

  3. Swearin

    “Hey George, is that Stacey over there talking to Chyna? Can she introduce me?”

  4. LadyLynna

    Stacey’s trying on wedding dresses? Ha, that’s a laugh!

  5. Venom

    So in about 6 months Clooney is going to be all bulging with muscles just like all of A Rod’s other women.

  6. GuyLeDouche

    “I’d hit that”
    “A-Rod get real: these days you couldn’t hit Kim Kadashian’s ass if the pitcher rolled it over the grass to you, let alone that chick over there.”

  7. DeucePickle

    “Oh my gosh, look, she’s opening it. Yeah, that’s right, no autographed ball. Thanks for the blow jobs bitch, hee hee hee”.

  8. In their bachelor bunker. It’s where they stay every time they get a bitch pregnant.

  9. The Brown Streak

    The new poster for Disturbia 2 just doesn’t interest me.

  10. MILF

    You don’t need binoculars when you have Gaydar®.

  11. John

    I knew that they were both stalkers, and isn’t A-Rod holding those binoculars upside down.

  12. cc

    What’s Julian Moore doing there?

  13. Larry Jones

    Hopefully ARod is trying to locate his swing, the bastard.

  14. MrsWrong

    “Hey George…who is that striking figure with the blonde braids and tattoo sleeve over at Diddy’s?”

  15. Helena Handbasket

    They look like a buncha perverts

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