George Clooney and Alex Rodriguez in Cabo San Lucas. (December 28, 2011)
Since when are Clooney and A-Rod an item?
A-Rod is staring at a chick who looks like a dude and Clooney is staring at a dude’s ass…
What happens in Cabo, leaves you walking funny and unable to sit down for a few days.
“Hey George, is that Stacey over there talking to Chyna? Can she introduce me?”
Stacey’s trying on wedding dresses? Ha, that’s a laugh!
So in about 6 months Clooney is going to be all bulging with muscles just like all of A Rod’s other women.
“I’d hit that”
“A-Rod get real: these days you couldn’t hit Kim Kadashian’s ass if the pitcher rolled it over the grass to you, let alone that chick over there.”
“Oh my gosh, look, she’s opening it. Yeah, that’s right, no autographed ball. Thanks for the blow jobs bitch, hee hee hee”.
In their bachelor bunker. It’s where they stay every time they get a bitch pregnant.
The new poster for Disturbia 2 just doesn’t interest me.
You don’t need binoculars when you have Gaydar®.
Whumf!! Sorry. You just made me snort my warm beddy-byes milk out my nose.
I knew that they were both stalkers, and isn’t A-Rod holding those binoculars upside down.
What’s Julian Moore doing there?
Julianne I mean. Dammit.
Hopefully ARod is trying to locate his swing, the bastard.
“Hey George…who is that striking figure with the blonde braids and tattoo sleeve over at Diddy’s?”
They look like a buncha perverts
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