1. Mumps

    I once gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.

  2. The Pope

    “I love your neck waddle!”

    “You too!”

  3. fattymcgee

    Jonah Hill discovers time travel and brings his future self back to 2012 to finally disprove that silly theory Time Cop first proposed.

  4. Come on Shirley, you can do much better.

  5. Two performers; one whose long career is reaching its end and the other, an old lady.

  6. Awwww. Shirley put a horse blanket on the weird looking little pony.

  7. pretty vacant

    nice haircut.
    mustve cost him his favorite goat.

  8. The Brown Streak

    Jonah’s penis must need a good sanding.

  9. That’s his mom, right?

  10. “I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of? I’m afraid that I’m not sure of, a love there is no cure for…”

  11. Blech

    One of them has a Herpes outbreak. But WHO is it?

  12. KC

    “Double chin twinsies! We’re chinsies!”

  13. cc

    Compared to Bonaduce, anyone looks good.

  14. Steelerchick

    David Cassidy looks horrible.

  15. Bigalkie

    Bea Arthur is wheeled out for Weekend at Bernice’s.

  16. MrsWrong

    ♫Secret looo-vers…♫

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