Well said. No self-respecting man should wear one. I don’t care if there’s a snub-nosed magnum and a pic of him being blown by Minka Kelly in there…it’s still lame as hell.
Off-camera guy: “One–you just performed as Justin Bieber’s guitarist on network television; two–you’re wearing that vest; three–you’re wearing a fanny pack with that vest; and four–you’re wearing a hat and holding a hat.”
What the fuck is a music award or a record sale in the grand scheme of life? Did it save anyone’s life, did it benefit anyone in society, no. Stop being a dickrider. I value the lowliest firefighter or EMT over the biggest celeb in the world.
Where’s Chong?
I’m glad his job selling newspapers on the subway has been a success.
does having your name stamped on your fanny pack make them more or less fucking awesome.
Less fucking awesome. Everything about that thing is less fucking awesome.
Well said. No self-respecting man should wear one. I don’t care if there’s a snub-nosed magnum and a pic of him being blown by Minka Kelly in there…it’s still lame as hell.
I can’t believe you noticed, McBeef. I pretty much had to squint to make that out.
I’ve got an eye for detail. Oh and image zoom.
Wow… that is one well dressed hobo.
You should never wear a fanny pack because IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE WEARING A FANNY PACK!!!!
Off-camera guy: “One–you just performed as Justin Bieber’s guitarist on network television; two–you’re wearing that vest; three–you’re wearing a fanny pack with that vest; and four–you’re wearing a hat and holding a hat.”
Carlos Santana: “Jeah. So wha?”
Still not as gay as Twilight
Not sure what is worse, the fanny pack or the women’s shirt he has on.
“Anyone out here wanna do a collab with me?”
Gaddafi lives.
Does he get his toques at the same store where The Edge gets his?
Is it strictly speaking still a fanny-pack if you wear it over your wiener? Shouldn’t it be a wiener-pack?
The dude is getting old. Let him be. By the way, to people who are cracking on him…how many music awards do you have? How many records did you sell?
What the fuck is a music award or a record sale in the grand scheme of life? Did it save anyone’s life, did it benefit anyone in society, no. Stop being a dickrider. I value the lowliest firefighter or EMT over the biggest celeb in the world.
Nice variation on McFeely’s law.
I have 132 awards and I have sold a billion trillion records. So, eat that.
1 x 10^12 if you are nasty
And we’re sure Muammar Gaddafi’s dead?
Funny Tim
I see he’s packing heat. Any guy with a fanny pack on has a loaded gun in there. It’s a well known fact.
If I could play guitar like him, you could all just kiss my ass.
10^21
brilliance comes with lysdexia
He’s like 80 years old so he gets an automatic pass on the fanny pack.
It’s where he keeps all of his guitar picks.