1. “No, really I’m a big movie star”

  2. Joe

    I used to shart. But then I was like, y’know, if you’re gonna do something you might as well just commit godamnit. So now, y’know, I just like, kinda, don’t even hold back. Go big or go home. right? I just let it go, y’know. It’s been very liberating. I haven’t used a toilet in 2 days, and I’ve, like, y’know gone when I needed to. So… yeah. It is what it is.

  3. I don’t want Meth, just give me a burger.

  4. Gearing up for his Micheal Moore role…

  5. EricLR

    Well, at least there is one actor left who doesn’t let his publicist dress him every morning.

  6. “My wife has a cock in her ass in the drive way, all right? I’m sorry if my thoughts are not on the photography of the film we’re shooting tomorrow. “

    • First: William H. Macy delivers this line, not PSH. PSH played the closet case.
      Second: Macy actually says: “My fucking wife has an ass in her cock…” Apparently, it was accidental but they liked it enough to keep it in there.

    • Deacon Jones

      Yeah, I flipped that on purpose because I figured it was a vague enough line as it is considering it was 15 years ago (yikes)

  7. contusion

    When did Kim Kardashian cut her hair short and dye it blonde?

  8. The Pope

    “Look, I need my fix. I don’t care how much it costs or how tough it is to get…You bring me those Twinkees.”

  9. “Negotiate, bitch…ever heard of it? Now, how much for a rusty trombone?”

  10. “Yeah, so you just wait here, and then at lunchtime, the window opens, and these middle-age women just hand you free soup. Simple as that.”

  11. Looks like he’s suffering from a severe case of Dinklage hands.

  12. Bonky

    “For the last time lady, I am not Jack Black !”

  13. Hottttttt Pockets!

  14. “You’re not a cop are you? You have to tell me if you’re a cop.”

  15. The sad thing is, this fat doughy fuck gets more pussy than all the posters on this site combined. I hate America.

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