“No, really I’m a big movie star”
I used to shart. But then I was like, y’know, if you’re gonna do something you might as well just commit godamnit. So now, y’know, I just like, kinda, don’t even hold back. Go big or go home. right? I just let it go, y’know. It’s been very liberating. I haven’t used a toilet in 2 days, and I’ve, like, y’know gone when I needed to. So… yeah. It is what it is.
I stopped reading after “I used to shart.” Seriously, stop. None of these shart comments has ever been funny.
And all this time I was thinking I was the only one who thought they were ridiculous.
I don’t want Meth, just give me a burger.
Gearing up for his Micheal Moore role…
Well, at least there is one actor left who doesn’t let his publicist dress him every morning.
“My wife has a cock in her ass in the drive way, all right? I’m sorry if my thoughts are not on the photography of the film we’re shooting tomorrow. “
First: William H. Macy delivers this line, not PSH. PSH played the closet case.
Second: Macy actually says: “My fucking wife has an ass in her cock…” Apparently, it was accidental but they liked it enough to keep it in there.
Yeah, I flipped that on purpose because I figured it was a vague enough line as it is considering it was 15 years ago (yikes)
When did Kim Kardashian cut her hair short and dye it blonde?
“Look, I need my fix. I don’t care how much it costs or how tough it is to get…You bring me those Twinkees.”
“Negotiate, bitch…ever heard of it? Now, how much for a rusty trombone?”
“Yeah, so you just wait here, and then at lunchtime, the window opens, and these middle-age women just hand you free soup. Simple as that.”
Looks like he’s suffering from a severe case of Dinklage hands.
“For the last time lady, I am not Jack Black !”
“You’re not a cop are you? You have to tell me if you’re a cop.”
The sad thing is, this fat doughy fuck gets more pussy than all the posters on this site combined. I hate America.
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Philip Seymour Hoffman in New York City. (January 29, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN