Future mail order bride
I can’t pronounce her last name. But then again, why would I need to?
Is it just me, or are their names getting more an more exotic? Have we run out of “hometown hotties”?
Have we drilled all the oil, and are now reduced to mining coal sands?
Been to Walmart lately? I’m just glad that we can still import them.
There are still a lot of hometown hotties out there — try going somewhere other than Walmart. Pffft, Walmart. This guy…
who goes to Walmart?
It really brings your self-esteem back after people watching for 5 minutes there
I can’t even imagine going thru life with a moniker like that. Try chugging a half-pint of vodka, then quickly say her name 3 times.
Maybe she’s a Bond villain.
Let’s check the rule book – Modeling 101: “The more unpronounceable her name, the hotter she is likely to be” yup, still valid.
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