The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 1.29.13
David Beckham shooting an Adidas commercial in Marbella, Spain. (January 28, 2013)
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The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 1.29.13
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“You’ve enjoyed all the power you’ve been given, haven’t you? I wonder how you’d take to working in a pocket calculator.”
Yeah, that ad says “shoes” to me!
“Don’t touch my balls…don’t touch my balls…”
That dude has an incredible body. No Homo.
He has girl arms.
Skarsgard for the goal!!
The result of Victoria’s strap on.
tl;dr
This one for eating….This one for wiping.
Did he finally get sick of grabbing his balls?
No, he’s decided to challenge himself this time and try to grab them from the back.
uh oh, the jock itch has spread significantly
A declining Beckham has been tired of having his ass handed to him on the pitch; glad to see he’s finally taking matters into his own hands.
“Hold it in, hold it in, hold it in. Mate behind me has a lighter, hold it in.”
He has tiny bird arms.
“Those fudge packers ain’t just dicking about. It really DOES hurt!”
My ass is perfectly round. Scientists calibrate their instruments on my ass.