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  1. “You’ve enjoyed all the power you’ve been given, haven’t you? I wonder how you’d take to working in a pocket calculator.”

  2. Yeah, that ad says “shoes” to me!

  3. “Don’t touch my balls…don’t touch my balls…”

  4. That dude has an incredible body. No Homo.

  5. EricLR

    Skarsgard for the goal!!

  6. The result of Victoria’s strap on.

  7. B&WMinstrel

    tl;dr
    This one for eating….This one for wiping.

  8. Did he finally get sick of grabbing his balls?

  9. uh oh, the jock itch has spread significantly

  10. A declining Beckham has been tired of having his ass handed to him on the pitch; glad to see he’s finally taking matters into his own hands.

  11. Allison Wunderlan

    “Hold it in, hold it in, hold it in. Mate behind me has a lighter, hold it in.”

  12. He has tiny bird arms.

  13. “Those fudge packers ain’t just dicking about. It really DOES hurt!”

  14. somerandomchic

    My ass is perfectly round. Scientists calibrate their instruments on my ass.

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