“Jobs was right… This iPod IS better than the zune…
Oh yeah, and I’m still alive motherf**cker…”

::Presses repeat::

“Chapter 16: Gates and Jobs…”

That’s right…you @#$%’ers have fun trying to figure out Windows 8!

“Smithers….have this man executed after this meeting.”

Whenever I see him, my mind unfortunately flashes back to him trying to lay down a sexy pose on his desk.

Yep, tapped that.

“I could buy your whole fucking country.”

“So I tied an onion to the floppy disk, which was the style at the time…”

That’s a smirk and a half!

“I’m so fucking rich.”

I thought they were done with the Nuremberg trials?

…like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say…

Joshua Malina, this is what you will look like in 20 years.

“I could kill you with my brain. Lucky for you my brain is aimed at Windows.”

That’s right, I’m rich bitch.

http://s2.hubimg.com/u/5126117_f260.jpg

Looks like that turtle on Bugs Bunny……only richer.

“You morons think you’re having problems now, just wait till you see Windows 9.”

“I know I should be listening to what he’s saying, but I don’t speak German and this Phil Collins mix is too good!”

“Huh, the Germans really do have a single word for “I reached up his ass and removed the fecal blockage.’ Very precise people. I respect that. Unfortunate that I’ll still have to destroy them with Windows8.”

“Hallöchen…”