Its a hollow book, concealing a flask of vodka, right?

Rinking and Weeting?

I really have no excuse for not writing a book and not having it be a best seller.

Glanville > Rimes

It turned out that she was just signing copies of books she had gotten as gifts, but never read.

mmmmm..

I actually find it very inspiring that an illiterate wrote a book. It’s kind of like when Helen Keller hired that helper to pretend to sign for her.

Why does book burning just have to be for Nazi Germany?

‘Hoes before Prose’ as they say in Publishing.

“I writed bookies!”

Fuck you! Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I wrote a fucking book. You know what the fuck that means? I got a fucking vocabulary, and I know how to fucking speak fucking English, and I can fucking write it, too. So fuck you, Maloof. And the fucking Maloof hoofs you rode in on.

Wow, that woman is one bitter vindictive bitc* who can’t let go of anything and move on. She had a $12,000 operation to shall I say “overhaul” her vagina to get back at Eddie Cibrian. How many feuds is she a part of now? Look in the mirror Brandi it takes 2 to have a feud and it appears that you are 1/2 of too many. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying she doesn’t have her reasons, but I’m sure glad I’m not one of her kids who will grow up reading about her humiliating escapades. She calls Leann insane and then has plastic surgery on her vagina…hmmm I didn’t even know such a thing existed. Well, live and learn…are you listening Brandi? Yes, you are living a pathetic IMHO life now stop and LEARN a little…good lord move on!! Oh, one question aren’t you the least bit angry at Eddie he’s the one who betrayed you and your vows? Think about it…

Woof.