Someone stopped by the garden hose for a refill today.

Holy shit! She’s dressed! Still tacky as fuck, but dressed nonetheless!

I hate to say it folks but I’d hit it!

‘Yes, have some”

I’ll bet she makes that husband get down on all fours and bark like a dog on a nightly basis.

Still looks like a tranny.

Mirror, mirror, on the whore….

she says they are real so i wanna know where she buys her bras at cause mine are real and they dont look like that!

Congrats, Courtney! You now have the figure of a Barbie doll. Unfortunately, you also have Barbie’s plastic face and breasts. Again, congrats.

That bra is stuffed to the max. Did she forget her Christmas shoot from last year? She’s a B cup at best in my estimation.

Keeping it classy as always, done in the bathroom mirror, lol. Those tiles and floor sure could use a scrub.

Yah…a padded bra…THAT’s what she’s been missing to be taken seriously.

Wanna impress us sweetie, you gotta work a little harder. We’re internet people, so grab something with corners on it and jam it in your vagina.

Pic at a 45 degree angle. She live in the House on the Rock?

This is the pinnacle of our reality show obsessed culture we live in now.

AHAHAHAHAHAH

she inflated those B cups

She looks so natural .. in a whorish way.

In lieu of a Senior photo, Ms. Stodden decided to submit this Hustler reject photo to the year book committee.

I didn’t know Instagram had a “Funhouse Mirror” filter.

Nude or GTFO!

What the FUCK is that?

She looks smart here.