Allow me to wipe James Franco man seed from my chiseled good looks.
“Gotta love those High school girls.”
If I had a career resurgence like his, I’d look smug too.
Did Johnny Knoxville glue pubes to McConaughey’s face?
Ehhhhhhhh! The answer we were looking for is “Alright, alright”.
“Yeah well Michael, when I eat too much pussy the pussy gets cancer.”
But is he going to bang Woody’s wife?
dude, you gotta smell my finger.
Is that a school girl over there playing on the swing?
This guy skeeves me out. He just has a creeper vibe I can’t stand. Along with Nelly and Doug Hutchison.
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Matthew McConaughey at a photo call for 'Dallas Buyers Club' in Rome. (January 28, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN