“Did I put pants on today?”
She finally realises how crap an actress she is.
yeah, I really hate that pig. Too harsh?
She caught a brief glimpse of her reality TV future.
“Are people still wanting to have sex with me?”
It’s like she’s trying to mirror our facial expressions when we see her… Pretty spot on if you ask me…
Oooh. That was a shart.
But daddy, I want an Oompah Loompah NOW!
“Wait, that was Ashton Kutcher that I made a movie with?”
“Oh my God. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ANYMORE!!! Noooo!”
BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
oh wait, they already did
She is having a Briteney moment.
Where in the World is Carmen MyCareerO?
I recall the good old days when people thought that I was way too hot for Seth Rogen.
haha true that
The Superficial – Because you’re ugly…**NOW WITH MORE UGLY!!!**
Well, at least Madam Tussaud can save money on a sculptor on this one and hire a taxidermist instead.
“Yummy. My boogers DO taste like the rarified air that I breathe.”
“Oh my God… maybe I really AM a fucking ingrate moron!”
“Now where did I put my career?”
She spotted the shriveled remains of her career.
“My god, it’s full of stars…and they all have jobs…”
This is the face Shonda Rimes made when I asked to come back to Grey’s Anatomy!
I had this weird dream where I ditched a top show and ripped on everyone in it. Anyway, back to me. Wait, what?!
She’s like a walking Picasso.
Dancing with the stars? Celeb Rehab? Teen Mom? Jersey Shore? There’s gotta be a comeback in there for me somewhere…
“Oh my god, someone is bleeding to death in the parking lot. If there is a single drop of blood on my car, I will go BLIND”
“I used to be hot, now I’m a wax figure” The two don’t go together.
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Katherine Heigl in New York City. (January 23, 2012)