1. it had to be said

    “Did I put pants on today?”

  2. nick

    She finally realises how crap an actress she is.

  3. EricLr

    She caught a brief glimpse of her reality TV future.

  4. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    “Are people still wanting to have sex with me?”

  5. It’s like she’s trying to mirror our facial expressions when we see her… Pretty spot on if you ask me…

  6. it had to be said

    Oooh. That was a shart.

  7. The Winchester

    But daddy, I want an Oompah Loompah NOW!

  8. The Pope

    “Wait, that was Ashton Kutcher that I made a movie with?”

  9. Raoul

    “Oh my God. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ANYMORE!!! Noooo!”

  10. Deacon Jones


    oh wait, they already did

  11. SIN

    She is having a Briteney moment.

  12. Frank Burns

    Where in the World is Carmen MyCareerO?

  13. Bigalkie

    I recall the good old days when people thought that I was way too hot for Seth Rogen.

  14. The Brown Streak

    The Superficial – Because you’re ugly…**NOW WITH MORE UGLY!!!**

  15. Well, at least Madam Tussaud can save money on a sculptor on this one and hire a taxidermist instead.

  16. “Yummy. My boogers DO taste like the rarified air that I breathe.”

  17. “Oh my God… maybe I really AM a fucking ingrate moron!”

  18. tlmck

    “Now where did I put my career?”

  19. cc

    She spotted the shriveled remains of her career.

  20. “My god, it’s full of stars…and they all have jobs…”

  21. farting old man's wife

    This is the face Shonda Rimes made when I asked to come back to Grey’s Anatomy!

  22. Spider

    I had this weird dream where I ditched a top show and ripped on everyone in it. Anyway, back to me. Wait, what?!

  23. SuperDave

    She’s like a walking Picasso.

  24. Good Luck Charlie

    Dancing with the stars? Celeb Rehab? Teen Mom? Jersey Shore? There’s gotta be a comeback in there for me somewhere…

  25. instahater

    “Oh my god, someone is bleeding to death in the parking lot. If there is a single drop of blood on my car, I will go BLIND”

  26. Soviet Snow

    “I used to be hot, now I’m a wax figure” The two don’t go together.

  27. Knocked up?
    No…Knocked OUT!

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