1. “Yes, I will be starring in Jackass 4: Maid in America”

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    I ruined a state, then I knocked up a Mexican housekeeper. Then the bastard walked around my house for 10 years until my wife finally looked at him. Then I got divorced.

    … And that’s the story of how I ended up starring in a film with a guy whose claim to fame was getting shot in the nuts with paint guns.

  3. Cock Dr

    Consider this photo before having that cosmetic eyelid lift surgery.

  4. Wapshin

    “I know! Even dis mahning I em saying, ‘Why ah you alweeys waering dem glosses? You ah a fawty wun yea old man, fah Gahd’s sake!’”

  5. Kitty

    Is he wearing a Turkish Evil Eye, good luck, bracelet?

  6. Tom Cruise's Magical Penis


  7. “Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackasses.”

  8. jesus h. you could pack a household in those bags.

  9. “Please vach mah movies! Ah have no otha skills!

  10. “Yah, I know she vasn’t very pretty, but I vas drunk, she vas dere cleaning da houze, und I t’ought ‘vat da hell…puzzy iz puzzy!”

  11. “The Running Man” was just on last night. It is shocking what this guy has done to his face.

  12. reinhard heidrich

    nice hair transplant from your ass fuckwad.

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