1. Slip Knot

    Come to mama, Coast Guard…enter the swirling vortex that is my vagina.

  2. Any port in a storm.

  3. B&WMinstrel

    Waiting for discharged seamen

  4. cc

    Someone tell her Life of Pi was fiction and she can stop keeping watch.

  5. sprub

    Constipated? Eat prunes.

  6. Oh God, please don’t tell me there is going to be a Battleship II

  7. Matt

    I just came.

  8. Liking the shoes anyway.

  9. Is that a steamer?

  10. journalschism

    We always knew she took a sh*t on music. Now we have proof.

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