1. JimBB

    “Has anyone ever noticed how there isn’t enough crack available out there? Amiright or amiright?”

  2. “And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack. But it wouldn’t be the last.”

  3. Damarius

    “And this shit right here, nigga? This shit right HERE, nigga? This shit…is the hand I smack Target employees with…”

  4. Damarius

    “This shit right here? This shit right HERE? This is the the hand I smack Target employees with…”

  5. He was funny in gta4…

  6. I thought he retired from comedy last year after getting high on crack and sucking off homeless dudes in a Seattle alley.

    I might not be remembering all of that correctly, but I’m pretty sure the last part is right.

  7. Dude is funny as shit.

  8. Dr Plaid

    Black Frank Zappa!

  9. tlmck

    Actual age: 19.

  10. Deacon Jones

    “White people be crazy!”

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