superficial

  1. JimBB

    Well, taking him to the doctor was the least Tobey could do.

  2. That dude’s spider-balls are tingling.

  3. Frank Burns

    Jock Itch Man, Jock Itch Man
    Scrotum burns like a frying pan
    Scaly red, against your thighs
    Itches all day, makes you cry
    Look out! Here comes the Jock Itch Man

  4. FINALLY! Someone that makes Tobey Maguire look cool!

  5. JohnnyP

    “Yeah, I’ve got a chipped tooth… whyd’ya ask?”

  6. donkeylicks

    “Nice fuck’n model!” *honk,honk*

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