Well, taking him to the doctor was the least Tobey could do.
That dude’s spider-balls are tingling.
Jock Itch Man, Jock Itch Man
Scrotum burns like a frying pan
Scaly red, against your thighs
Itches all day, makes you cry
Look out! Here comes the Jock Itch Man
That was fucking amazing.
Awesome – and if you remember that song, you’re a geezer like me.
FINALLY! Someone that makes Tobey Maguire look cool!
“Yeah, I’ve got a chipped tooth… whyd’ya ask?”
“Nice fuck’n model!” *honk,honk*
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Tobey Maguire in West Hollywood. (January 20, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN