A Real Genius demands REAL GENEROUS PORTIONS!!!
I secretly love that movie. I only admit to it on the internet.
Secretly? I fully admit it. His early comedy stuff is brilliant. Real Genius and Top Secret! are two of my favourite movies of all time, and I have both on DVD. You’d be surprised how many people love them, but just never bring it up.
nobody photobombs like the colonel.
Mr. Kilmer. Step away from the buckets with your greasy hands up.
Highway to the chicken danger zone,
Ride into the KFC danger zone
He was told the Colonel would be signing buckets…
“Yo K-Fed, regular or extra crispy?”
His home away from home.
“Can you slide a job application to me under my Famous Bowl”
Val, you’re not really Elvis. And that’s the wrong Colonel.
The hell you say!
The look of a man getting caught Doing Chicken Right.
Because fried chicken is the dinner Kilmer deserves, but not the one he needs right now.
And on that day, KFC unit #8769 set a record sales day, which has not been beaten to date.
No, you can’t have any of my BBQ sauce. Now get away from me asshole!
Umm, Mr. Kilmer, I just wanted an autograph.
Oh, sure kid. My bad.
I think I figured out where he got his Mark Twain inspiration from.
I though Chaz Bono was supposed to be losing weight
Put a white mustache on him, and he would look just like the Colonel. Huh, then maybe he could get a free bucket.
I always thought the Malibu KFC was just a set or something who knew people actually ate there?
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