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  1. JimBB

    A Real Genius demands REAL GENEROUS PORTIONS!!!

  2. nobody photobombs like the colonel.

  3. Judge Chamberlain Haller

    Mr. Kilmer. Step away from the buckets with your greasy hands up.

  4. Son of Flubber

    Highway to the chicken danger zone,
    Ride into the KFC danger zone

  5. He was told the Colonel would be signing buckets…

  6. “Yo K-Fed, regular or extra crispy?”

  7. His home away from home.

  8. “Can you slide a job application to me under my Famous Bowl”

  9. The Pope

    Val, you’re not really Elvis. And that’s the wrong Colonel.

    The hell you say!

  10. Slappy Magoo

    The look of a man getting caught Doing Chicken Right.

  11. Frank Burns

    Because fried chicken is the dinner Kilmer deserves, but not the one he needs right now.

  12. And on that day, KFC unit #8769 set a record sales day, which has not been beaten to date.

  13. dontkillthemessenger

    No, you can’t have any of my BBQ sauce. Now get away from me asshole!

    Umm, Mr. Kilmer, I just wanted an autograph.

    Oh, sure kid. My bad.

  14. I think I figured out where he got his Mark Twain inspiration from.

  15. mnsuperbee

    I though Chaz Bono was supposed to be losing weight

  16. Put a white mustache on him, and he would look just like the Colonel. Huh, then maybe he could get a free bucket.

  17. christine

    I always thought the Malibu KFC was just a set or something who knew people actually ate there?

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