“Can you slide a job application to me under my Famous Bowl”
Hang on…let me move this to Val Kilmer.
“Don’t smoke too much of this Rihanna, it’ll make you shit your pants!” “Yeah, Right…”
Logic says her suit is wet…and yet my heart tells me Rihanna shit herself.
Where is a shark when you need one?
Where does she keep the lighter?
They lit it then threw her overboard.
She looks good here.
Not because it looks like she shat herself, she just looks like would stink to me in any pic. Not to sound racist because I feel the same way about Madonna.
How is her doobie not wet?
Wouldn’t this pic be way more fun if there were a giant Great White coming up out of the water and taking off her effing leg?
Is she an expert in anything beyond extreme desperation?
I’d tongue her anus.
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