January Jones with her son Xander in Los Angeles. (January 18, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Field goal in 3…2…
It would be such an adorable scene…except for her FACE.
Peddling the child off as a Mini-Mime
“That’s right, Xander. Keep performing so someone will take you off my hands”
Christ i hate you, keep up that stupid walk and you will walk all the way home. asshole
looks like the kid’s into showtunes. i’m going with artificial insemination here.
I was just thinking he’s about to break out with Jazz=hands. Looks a bit Liza Minnelli-y.
“WOOHOO! I’m moving the desk without my hands!” What’s in a name? everything.
Is that a little Bob Fosse I see?
She looks like Beck back when he released “Loser”.
so…Fred Astaire is the father?
Is it just me or does this woman hate her kid?
“You can tell by the way I use my walk, my mom’s a hostile bitch. No time to talk.”
That’s a winner.
“Lookit me, mommy, I’m dancing…Lookit me, mommy, I’m dancing…Lookit ME, mommy…LOOKIT ME MOMMY!!!!”
He’s Been Hit By,
He’s Been Struck By
A Smooth Criminal…
I don’t think it’s a good idea for the parent of a little boy to have a “Mommy & Me dress up like Michael Jackson” day.
“Don’t worry Jimmy, mommy has it on good authority Mr. Jackson is a perfectly nice man. In-fact, she’s going to wait right here. You can get there all on your own like a big boy, right? Ok? Ok. Bye.”
(Damn you, God, DAMN YOUuuuu….you had to make him GAY too?!)
Always a mother, never a mother-who-tragically-lost-a-child-to-a-freak-‘accident’.
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