superficial

  1. JimBB

    Field goal in 3…2…

  2. Cock Dr

    It would be such an adorable scene…except for her FACE.

  3. Judge Chamberlain Haller

    Peddling the child off as a Mini-Mime

  4. “That’s right, Xander. Keep performing so someone will take you off my hands”

  5. one

    Christ i hate you, keep up that stupid walk and you will walk all the way home. asshole

  6. ultra

    looks like the kid’s into showtunes. i’m going with artificial insemination here.

  7. Son of Flubber

    “WOOHOO! I’m moving the desk without my hands!” What’s in a name? everything.

  8. Is that a little Bob Fosse I see?

  9. She looks like Beck back when he released “Loser”.

  10. so…Fred Astaire is the father?

  11. paul

    Is it just me or does this woman hate her kid?

  12. ThisWillHurt

    “You can tell by the way I use my walk, my mom’s a hostile bitch. No time to talk.”

  13. “Lookit me, mommy, I’m dancing…Lookit me, mommy, I’m dancing…Lookit ME, mommy…LOOKIT ME MOMMY!!!!”

  14. He’s Been Hit By,
    He’s Been Struck By
    A Smooth Criminal…

  15. Swearin

    I don’t think it’s a good idea for the parent of a little boy to have a “Mommy & Me dress up like Michael Jackson” day.

  16. crb

    “Don’t worry Jimmy, mommy has it on good authority Mr. Jackson is a perfectly nice man. In-fact, she’s going to wait right here. You can get there all on your own like a big boy, right? Ok? Ok. Bye.”

  17. Deacon Jones

    (Damn you, God, DAMN YOUuuuu….you had to make him GAY too?!)

  18. Always a mother, never a mother-who-tragically-lost-a-child-to-a-freak-’accident’.

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