superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    One guy from Friends won a Golden Globe a few days ago… this one rummaged a clothing donation bin.

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    His schwim is schwum

  3. The Pope

    Looks like he finally ran out of shellac.

  4. Maybe he got a job as Dave Attell’s stunt double?

  5. Holy shit, the ghost of Greg Giraldo walks the earth…trapped between the living world and the dead.

  6. David Sclepper.

  7. He’s got a car and a smart phone, but apparently no comb.

  8. Zee Brat

    Haha, I thought it was Neil Gaiman for a few seconds.

  9. bigalkie

    ” I’m not gonna lie, being on a highly successful prime time show boosted my love life”.

  10. tlmck

    Peter Dinklage cloning experiment gone wrong.

  11. Han Solo

    perfecting homeless chíc

  12. cc

    Next movie, ‘Kissing a Loser’.

  13. SSHGuru

    I honestly thought he had gotten a sex change operation and changed his name to Lacey.

  14. Bonky

    Schwimmer reacts to him being turned away from a Burger King. Patrons of the burger joint laughed as he yelled “I used to be Jennifer Anistons boyfriend on TV !”.

  15. Anton LaVey

    I hate this piece of shit of a human being with my all my strength!
    His picture is next to Loser in the dictionary

  16. Contusion

    We have found Sasquatch.

  17. Joe

    So no one told you life was going to be this way.
    Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, you’re love life’s DOA.

  18. MILF

    “There’s gotta be a bar mitzvah nearby I can crash for some booze…”

  19. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    Aww someone’s missing their teddy….isn’t he precious, give him a big ole hug !!!

  20. HITLER

    Luxury automobile key in one hand … check
    Cell phone in other hand … check
    Hair a’muss, Hollywood style … check

    Folks….we have a true dickhead

    ps
    I LOVE KIDS!!!

  21. Is he wearing The Rachel?

  22. PIVOT! PIVOT! PIVOT! PIVOT!

  23. MisterSuccint

    I’m on a break!

  24. electricgrl

    Woah, James Blunt looks like shit

  25. hollyhood

    you don’t have to get all dressed up just to go outside, but he knew he would go outdoors where people would see him, right? why would he look like this?

  26. bithound

    Have you tried turning it on and off again?

  27. ivan

    things not going schwimmingly?

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