“I made a career out of skateboarding, getting hit in the nuts, and abusing my parents. How did you THINK my face would end up? Clean shaven and dignified? BWAHAHA!”

say what you will, but this is one guy i can imagine surviving the Apocalypse.

Nothing screams TALENT like wearing a shirt with your own name on it.

Didn’t he get it on with Jessica Simpson before she discovered bacon?

Imagine that….a douche in Hollywood wearing a beanie and a hoodie at the same time.

Wasn’t he the one in the car accident?

Boy, this picture just screams “Herpes!”

“I’ll take faces of meth for $1000, Alex.”

Dice and Bam in the same Gallery? Our cups runneth over…with douche bags.

Somewhere in a dimly lit prison library with shaky internet connection, Ted Kaczynski is finally starting to realize it just wasn’t fucking worth it.

I bet he smells as good as he looks.

The nose ring is only bringng attention to his acne.

He looks like he’s down on his luck. How ’bout we all chip in and get him something nice to cheer him up,like 5 cases of bourbon and a Porsche with no brakes?

Thought it was a Dunn zombie for a second.

What a fat fuck he’s turning into. If he’s not careful, he’s gonna wind up looking like his old man…

His mom is still hot, though…

Nice carbuncle.

Ladies, this is what herpes looks like.

His face just oozes chlamydia.

This dude’s face looks like a crushed road apple.

Hi Drugs!

Ha ha ha Margera is on here down-thumbing all the fucking posts…

Quick! Someone fetch this bum some soup!

Pretty sure I’ve seent his cat going through my dumpster at night eating leftover burritos.