1. ThisWillHurt

    “Did that person not compliment my toupee? Aw, a shame I have to kill them.”

  2. DeucePickle

    It’s strange that he’s not in the tabloids more. He’s ACTUALLY crazy

  3. One has to ponder…
    did he turn out this way because he grew up named CRISPEN?

    Or did Mom and Dad just KNOW, and name him Crispen because of it.

  4. Nonny Moose

    Poor people are crazy. I’m eccentric.

  5. EricLR

    You can still smell his feet at the security check.

  6. Hello! McFly! Anyone home?

  7. Dice Man's nut sack

    Who’s this “special person”? Is Jerry Lewis around?

  8. Vlad

    If God had wanted man to fly…

    He would have given him wings, Mr. Kidd.

  9. oldfool

    Didn’t know he was a Chinese communist.

  10. cc

    ‘If God had wanted men to fly, Mr. Kidd…’

  11. edamame

    How’s kicks, Crispin?

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