Eye shadow fail.
“Jesus, I’m surrounded by pregnant women in this gallery!” *puts cigarette out in eyes* “Much better.”
The Warlock looks like he’s been on a coke bender for a few days.
His pants look like they’ve been on a fat man for a week.
How has he not made a guest appearance on “Breaking Bad” yet?
Great Andrew Dice Clay impersonation.
Actually, this is CHARLIE – fucking – SHEEN you’re lookin’ at. Andrew Dice Clay impersonates HIM!
One hand smells like nicotine, the other smells like pornstar.
There’s a difference?
I’m not drunk.
He’s just been celebrating becoming a grandfather… for the past 30 years.
Tiger Blood Sobriety!
He’s sort of cute, in a Dean Martin way, but then again that was fifty years ago.
“Whoa…I’m having a flashback to before I was even born!”
“Hey Charlie, you won’t have to worry about them putting you on The Most Important People on the Internet anymore. Just relax and be yourself”
Monkey pox is back?
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