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  1. ThisWillHurt

    “Jesus, I’m surrounded by pregnant women in this gallery!” *puts cigarette out in eyes* “Much better.”

  2. The Warlock looks like he’s been on a coke bender for a few days.

  3. How has he not made a guest appearance on “Breaking Bad” yet?

  4. Great Andrew Dice Clay impersonation.

  5. One hand smells like nicotine, the other smells like pornstar.

  6. Toe Jam

    I’m not drunk.

  7. Moo Cow Hunter

    He’s just been celebrating becoming a grandfather… for the past 30 years.

  8. bigalkie

    Tiger Blood Sobriety!

  9. Renata

    He’s sort of cute, in a Dean Martin way, but then again that was fifty years ago.

  10. “Whoa…I’m having a flashback to before I was even born!”

  11. Joquin ingles

    “Hey Charlie, you won’t have to worry about them putting you on The Most Important People on the Internet anymore. Just relax and be yourself”

    “Okaaaaghghghghgghghpttttth!”

  12. cc

    Monkey pox is back?

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