Extra Attention Starved.

Let me ass you a question.

Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters “D” and “P”

Nice, now let’s get those pants off of you…

How did she know standing doggy was my favourite position? Must’ve finally gotten my e-mails.

Just heard her on Alison Rosen’s podcast!

I’ve seen porn movies that start like this.

The Greek way of saying hello.

I would love to eat the Baklava out of her butt …

Most people just stick out a thumb when hitchhicking.

For some reason thought this was Kate Middleton

all thats missing is the bullseye.

Whoever founded Lululemon should get The Order of Canada, the Congressional Medal of Honor, and a Knighthood.

I’m not up on my Yoga. Is this known as the reverse camel toe?

Impressive red carpet poise.

Her booty is a face magnet!!!

Finally, a place to park my Penny-farthing.

“Over in the Middle East they do their prayer times…well…sort of…ummm…I guess…well, sort of like this…”