Love this dude…
“You there! Can I interest you in some . . . Shit! I forgot to fill my jacket with drugs and guns!”
He believes in nothing.
We want ze money Lebowski! Or else we cut off your Johnson!
How you gonna keep ’em down on the farm, now that they’ve met Karl Hungus?
Hey, man. You wanna buy a watch?
Yeah, you don’t need to prove you have no money in your pockets. We believe you.
I’m good for Rolex watches, but thanks street urchin!
Man, Nick Cage looks like shit!
That is an improvement for Nick Cage.
“Ah ha! Take that paparrazzi! Wha, what the? Oh Shit! I have pants on, is my face red.”
“as you can see I have nothing up my sleeve…”
That’s not a magic trick, Security accused him of stealing ham slices from the buffet.
Sure, he does this and he gets his picture taken. All I get is chased out of the grocery store with a broom.
No REALLY, we BELIEVED you were dressed like an idiot.
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