1. Love this dude…

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “You there! Can I interest you in some . . . Shit! I forgot to fill my jacket with drugs and guns!”

  3. He believes in nothing.

  4. Nonny Moose

    Hey, man. You wanna buy a watch?

  5. EricLR

    Yeah, you don’t need to prove you have no money in your pockets. We believe you.

  6. I’m good for Rolex watches, but thanks street urchin!

  7. Man, Nick Cage looks like shit!

  8. “Ah ha! Take that paparrazzi! Wha, what the? Oh Shit! I have pants on, is my face red.”

  9. Tom Cruise's Magical Penis

    “as you can see I have nothing up my sleeve…”

    That’s not a magic trick, Security accused him of stealing ham slices from the buffet.

  10. Sure, he does this and he gets his picture taken. All I get is chased out of the grocery store with a broom.

  11. cc

    No REALLY, we BELIEVED you were dressed like an idiot.

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