Shakira and Gerard Pique at the presentation of Shakira's father's book, 'The Wind And Random,' in Barcelona. (January 14, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Lady whispers: Unmarried slut…
“Oh, gosh. They let one of those pregnant teens in here. Get a reality show, you little trollop!”
Pregnant and still sexier than 99% of women.
I think they screwed up the translation of Shakira’s father’s book title – it’s not ‘the wind and random’, it actually translates to ‘pictures of my daughter from my bathroom peep camera’.
She’s gonna piss a lot of women off when she gets her old figure back a week after giving birth.
I’d have loved being the guy who got to knock her up. More fun than a whole book of “E”-Tickets at Disneyland. Better prizes, too!
‘My grandaughter wanted me to get your autograph Selena.’
Her hips told me she was on the pill.
“Your man looks like a chimpanzee!”
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