I bet this guy gets all the ladies.
Gets them to file a restraining order, that is.
No chance I’m ruining this one with words.
The Dice Man wears a fanny pack, gets all the pussy.
Yeah, cats ljust ove a bag full of Tender Vittles.
As big as he’s getting, they didn’t need to shorten “Brooklyn.”
Did Sylvester Stallone fuck Russel Brand?
Hickory dickory dock
I jerked off in my sock
My sock turned blue
I’m standing in goo
And my prostate’s playing hell with my cock
Not the best Charlie Sheen impression.
I like how that dude covers his face with the backpack because he doesn’t even want to appear randomly in the background of a picture of ADC.
Coincidentally, ’88 was the last year he was relevant.
i feel sorry for the rookie pap that got stuck following andrew dice clay all around.
How the TSA didn’t stop this is another sign of the system breaking down.
Even Nick Nolte is wondering WTF this guy is wearing. And by “wondering”, I mean passed out on the toilet.
Raise your hand if you knew he was still alive.
You know, an outfit like that would make most men look…kinda silly…
He really does manage to pull it off, doesn’t he?
If you write another sentence with the words “pull it off” in reference to what Clay’s wearing, I’m really going to hurt you.
Father Time! He fucked me! Ohhhh!
His mother dresses him funny!
you haters are all just jealous of how cool the Diceman is – he has a DISCO! IN HIS HOUSE!!!! At least he did before they foreclosed his house, and he moved into a van down by the river.
The “Diceman” is about as cool as a felony warrant.
“Jet Blue is now boarding lavatory seats and cargo hold passengers at gate 12…”
They made a bike courier go all the way to LAX?
Is that a purse back there?
So d’is chick is suckin’ my cock….
We didn’t talk like cops, we didn’t look like cops, we didn’t act like cops.
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Andrew Dice Clay at LAX. (January 14, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN