“Talk laundry and house chores to me, baybeee”
“Would you wear a hauskeepa uniform for mee?”
“Cum with me if you want to…oops…too late. I’ll be back…after a 15 minute nap.”
“Can I call you Consuela?”
Whoa there lady. Tell me about your house staff first.
He looks like that creepy uncle the family keeps girls away from at family reunions.
Don’t know who she is, but we need to see more of her around here.
“Ah used to eat ghirls like you fo breakfast.”
“Are all former governors allowed to carry pistols in their pants pockets?”
There were rumors he was fucking her while they were filming. I guess that confirms it.
WHO IS YOUR DADDY! AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
Holy shit that made me laugh. Thumbs up.
Come to pahhhpahhhh
“Vhat is zat eentoxicating scent?”
“You smell of chimichangas and lysol…I’m so turned on right now!”
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