superficial

  1. “Talk laundry and house chores to me, baybeee”

  2. “Would you wear a hauskeepa uniform for mee?”

  3. B&WMinstrel

    /r/inyourdreamsArnie

  4. “Cum with me if you want to…oops…too late. I’ll be back…after a 15 minute nap.”

  5. “Can I call you Consuela?”

  6. Don Draper's Dad

    Whoa there lady. Tell me about your house staff first.

  7. Moo Cow Hunter

    He looks like that creepy uncle the family keeps girls away from at family reunions.

  8. tlmck

    Don’t know who she is, but we need to see more of her around here.

  9. Deacon Jones

    “Ah used to eat ghirls like you fo breakfast.”

  10. “Are all former governors allowed to carry pistols in their pants pockets?”

  11. There were rumors he was fucking her while they were filming. I guess that confirms it.

  12. Toe Jam

    WHO IS YOUR DADDY! AND WHAT DOES HE DO?

  13. Come to pahhhpahhhh

  14. “Vhat is zat eentoxicating scent?”

    “Pine-Sol.”

  15. “You smell of chimichangas and lysol…I’m so turned on right now!”

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