Fun fact: Andy’s middle name is “whata”
James Gandolfini, Marcia Wallace, Roger Ebert, and many other seemingly decent Hollywood folk died last year, yet this walking colostomy bag gets to go on a red carpet and pretend to jam a stanchion up his ass? There is no god, people.
That pole is pushing his tongue out.
“And this is what Russell Brand and I did last night”
At first I thought this was a post about the sewage pipe bursting and leaking excrement onto the Golden Globes red carpet…
Don’t know what’s scarier. He’s pushing that pole out or taking it in.
Loved him on the Ben Stiller Show, hate him for pretty much everything else he has ever done.
…and the internet quickly agreed on the name “the Flying Andy Dick” for the sex act of receiving a facial cumshot with a plunger inserted into the anus.
Hey Andy, how do you pay rent?
And here I thought the plunger story was an urban legend…
This man is a father.
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Andy Dick at the premiere of 'Ride Along' in Los Angeles. (January 13, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN