“Can you cure ma HIV wif yo duhgree?”
You left off “guvnah”.
*long pause*……”yes, definitely circumcised”.
Stay in school. Learn and the world will be…. Sorry, just kidding. Drink, snort, and fuck as much as you can while acting like a jackass. That’s the key to fame and money kids. Fame and money…
“Okay me lil artful dodgahs, de syllabuss fo ‘Insuffrable Twatt 101′ is as follows…”
And let me tell you about this thing they have in the States called “dentistry”…
I’ve heard it called a third leg, but this is next level.
“Oi, anybody in ‘ere got a wheelchair? Otherwise paralyzed below the belt with accompanying medical devices? Awright, you lot stay after class for some extra credit.”
This guy ganged Katy Perry. Contemplate that while you ear your dinner.
Yea bet he ganged her good. How did you know I ear my dinner?
It’s theze graduated lenses…I swaer.
So, duh missus sez, “No, we can’t have a threesome with Demi Lovato.” OK, any more questions about why Katy and I broke up?
“And there I am in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at three o’ clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M’s to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn’t go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head ’round the door and mentions there’s a little sweetshop on the edge of town. So, we go, and – it’s closed. So there’s me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby breaking into this little sweetshop right? Well, instead of a guard dog, they’ve got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. Well I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shop owner and his son, that’s a different story altogether… I had to beat them to death with their own shoes… Nasty business really… But sure enough, I got the M&M’s and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.”
how many legs does he have?
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Russell Brand speaking to students at Cambridge University. (January 13, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN