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  1. I’ll just sit and watch all the Joker comments roll in.

  2. joe

    Her ‘Face Book’ didn’t sell so well.

  3. elephantman

    How would ever have guessed the Joker would write a book.

  4. donkeylicks

    I’m still not un-entirely sure that I couldn’t fit my whole fist inside of her mouth.

  5. There’s no particular wisdom inside – just a list of names and telephone numbers for plastic surgeons in each major American city.

  6. Subtitled: “Photoshop For Dummies”

  7. Did she stand in front of proper books to add some weight to her own?

  8. dick thunder

    Her body is so old apparently they keep it in the Abraham Lincoln section of the store.

  9. Mohawk Disco

    Yes, it’s me. No, it really is me. What do you mean I used to look like this?! Photoshop?!… SECURITY!

  10. JimBB

    Tip #1: Use photos from 1998.

  11. Swearin

    She’s going to Dorian Grey this thing, isn’t she?

  12. mr anthrope

    …waaait a minute…my ghost writer said I had a furry “whaaaat”

  13. “Wearing a sweater and jeans is a sure-fire way of convincing everyone that I really actually DO look like *this*, right”

  14. Well she damn sure can’t write a “Face Book”

  15. She looks like she’s made of Silly Putty.

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