Cameron Diaz promoting her book 'The Body Book' at Book Revue in New York City. (January 13, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I’ll just sit and watch all the Joker comments roll in.
“Wait’ll they get a lode of this book.”
Her ‘Face Book’ didn’t sell so well.
How would ever have guessed the Joker would write a book.
I’m still not un-entirely sure that I couldn’t fit my whole fist inside of her mouth.
While holding a 2×4
There’s no particular wisdom inside – just a list of names and telephone numbers for plastic surgeons in each major American city.
Subtitled: “Photoshop For Dummies”
Did she stand in front of proper books to add some weight to her own?
Her body is so old apparently they keep it in the Abraham Lincoln section of the store.
Yes, it’s me. No, it really is me. What do you mean I used to look like this?! Photoshop?!… SECURITY!
Tip #1: Use photos from 1998.
She’s going to Dorian Grey this thing, isn’t she?
…waaait a minute…my ghost writer said I had a furry “whaaaat”
“Wearing a sweater and jeans is a sure-fire way of convincing everyone that I really actually DO look like *this*, right”
Well she damn sure can’t write a “Face Book”
She looks like she’s made of Silly Putty.
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