Looks like People magazine inadvertently published one of their pre-airbrushed photos again.
It shows Angelina as the souless vampiress cunt that she is, and Pitt making the “God help me” face.
She even has blood dripping from her mouth.
Honestly, she doesn’t look terrible. This is a high-fashion face here… Just wish I knew what the fuck is happening with her upper lip.
Pitt looks like a constipated lil’ bitch, however.
Interview with a vampire… PT 2!!
She’s the most beautiful sucker of souls around.
I would feel a bit sorry for Brad, but he is such a dumbass.
There’s nothing attractive about that vain bag of bones.
You are to be congratulated for resisting her powers of enchantment.
Vain? I see way more of Maniston than I do Jolie.
Madame Tussauds is really slacking on their quality lately.
Rigor Mortis has set in
Hey Brad! Make her say ‘Bottle of beer’.
Don’t be mean, that much Tox makes it hard to smile..
Waiting for the heartbreaking news that she’s fallen victim to retardation.
Scarves are so 2011. Canes are the new accessory for Hollywood men.
“Angie! Angie! Pull my finger!”
I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth…
If I’m not mistaken, I think I see the nozzle of the blow-up doll on it’s chest.
She’s turning into a pillar of salt.
Looks like Patty Hearst is out walking her dog again.
Angies Gorgeous and I lover her understated style. Great look on her. Bad photo though….
I agree..all the haters need to bounce, like all the checks they probably write
Looks like she joined Madonna’s coven
Why is Brad all hunched over and using a cane?
“Are you okay, Brad?” “Yeah, the old ball and fang needed a little pick-me-up.”
Brad says ” Artificial PR relationships are fun. We get invited to fun events, have great meals and make a ton of money with our perfect fantasy brand”
Well we know they’re not coming from dinner.
At the official Madam Tussaud’s unveiling, Brad Pitt was overheard to say “It’s so life like, but it feels so much softer and warmer!”
I can only imagine how psychotic she is behind closed doors. We have not forgotten about the vials of blood Angelina.
Umm at least she looks better than Brad…he looks old.
I’m developing Acute Meh Syndrome around these two. For her at least. Not unlike what you feel when you see a picture of Bono.
She’s thinking to herself “God please let them get the pic before the botox wears off.”
I’ll give him points for matching the yamaka to the suit.
How long has Angelina been dead?
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the New York Film Critic's Circle Awards in New York City. (January 9, 2012)