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  1. Deacon Jones

    Whoops.

    Looks like People magazine inadvertently published one of their pre-airbrushed photos again.

    It shows Angelina as the souless vampiress cunt that she is, and Pitt making the “God help me” face.

    • Juaquin ingles

      She even has blood dripping from her mouth.

    • Blech

      Honestly, she doesn’t look terrible. This is a high-fashion face here… Just wish I knew what the fuck is happening with her upper lip.

      Pitt looks like a constipated lil’ bitch, however.

  2. Interview with a vampire… PT 2!!

  3. Cock Dr

    She’s the most beautiful sucker of souls around.
    I would feel a bit sorry for Brad, but he is such a dumbass.

  4. JosieBelle

    Madame Tussauds is really slacking on their quality lately.

  5. Rigor Mortis has set in

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Hey Brad! Make her say ‘Bottle of beer’.

  7. Frank The Duck

    Don’t be mean, that much Tox makes it hard to smile..

  8. Not Scared of Food

    Waiting for the heartbreaking news that she’s fallen victim to retardation.

  9. Scarves are so 2011. Canes are the new accessory for Hollywood men.

  10. Raoul

    “Angie! Angie! Pull my finger!”

  11. Nattypants

    I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth…

  12. The Brown Streak

    If I’m not mistaken, I think I see the nozzle of the blow-up doll on it’s chest.

  13. cc

    She’s turning into a pillar of salt.

  14. Blackie

    Looks like Patty Hearst is out walking her dog again.

  15. Winnie

    Angies Gorgeous and I lover her understated style. Great look on her. Bad photo though….

  16. AnnaDraconida

    Looks like she joined Madonna’s coven

  17. Why is Brad all hunched over and using a cane?

  18. Jon Hex

    “Are you okay, Brad?” “Yeah, the old ball and fang needed a little pick-me-up.”

  19. Bigalkie

    Brad says ” Artificial PR relationships are fun. We get invited to fun events, have great meals and make a ton of money with our perfect fantasy brand”

  20. Well we know they’re not coming from dinner.

  21. Mike701

    At the official Madam Tussaud’s unveiling, Brad Pitt was overheard to say “It’s so life like, but it feels so much softer and warmer!”

  22. Venom

    I can only imagine how psychotic she is behind closed doors. We have not forgotten about the vials of blood Angelina.

  23. Umm at least she looks better than Brad…he looks old.

  24. I’m developing Acute Meh Syndrome around these two. For her at least. Not unlike what you feel when you see a picture of Bono.

  25. EricLr

    She’s thinking to herself “God please let them get the pic before the botox wears off.”

  26. sooooooosuperficial

    I’ll give him points for matching the yamaka to the suit.

  27. Ajax Mortuary

    How long has Angelina been dead?

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