superficial

  1. Deacon Jones

    “Did she fucking spread her legs again? Tell her if she’s going to stand behind me to get that shit shut.” (takes phone call)

  2. it had to be said

    He’s got the biggest tits on that boat.

  3. cc

    Uh oh, they did an Angelina and stole that girl.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    How many more dolls has he tied to the railings? It’s like Beau Geste for a man with no friends.

  5. Not that I begrudge his success, but there is a part of me that wants a huge shark to jump out of the water and bite his head off.

  6. Raoul

    You misspelled “prostitutes”.

  7. The Brown Streak

    Dr. No has made is Bond slicing machines a bit more comfortable.

  8. Sin

    Please tell me that is just a short black woman and not a child.

  9. Venom

    You have to be one hell of a determined gold digger to put up with this overbearing, arrogant douchebag.

  10. Coyote

    Looks like ole Simon is into young children.

  11. Beaniebob

    Looks like a prelude to a sucky porn movie.

  12. EricLr

    Four people pretending that Simon Cowell isn’t in his 50′s.

  13. jam

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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