Simon Cowell on his yacht with some friends in St. Barts. (January 9, 2012)
“Did she fucking spread her legs again? Tell her if she’s going to stand behind me to get that shit shut.” (takes phone call)
He’s got the biggest tits on that boat.
Uh oh, they did an Angelina and stole that girl.
How many more dolls has he tied to the railings? It’s like Beau Geste for a man with no friends.
Not that I begrudge his success, but there is a part of me that wants a huge shark to jump out of the water and bite his head off.
Yeah, but that would be awesome in any picture.
You misspelled “prostitutes”.
Dr. No has made is Bond slicing machines a bit more comfortable.
Please tell me that is just a short black woman and not a child.
You have to be one hell of a determined gold digger to put up with this overbearing, arrogant douchebag.
…and now just imagine the foursome they did after this shot.
I lead a sad existence. :(
Looks like ole Simon is into young children.
Looks like a prelude to a sucky porn movie.
Four people pretending that Simon Cowell isn’t in his 50’s.
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