Courtney Stodden in Hollywood. (January 8, 2012)
“Daddy, why dat girl dressed like hooka?”
That one ^
Because she is one, son.
Yo dawg, yo! I heard you like bras. So I put a bra in your bra so you can slut while you strut.
I think the asian lady behind her is about to kung fu her ass. Which is good.
This is like the “braless wonder” episode of Seinfeld when Elaine buys Sue Ellen a bra and she then proceeds to wear it without anything else.
You can see that smug hint of a smile that she knows she is getting photographed whilst pretending to not care for it. Either go full retard or keep your shit under wraps.
Also: LOSE THE FUCKING BICEP BANGLE. I hate her so much but the thing that bothers me the most is that fucking thing around her arm that wasn’t cool when guys used to bring them back from vacation for their girlfriends like it was fucking jewelry and you’d get sucked off for bringing back your precious high school girlfriend something expensive even though every little player knew it was a fucking $5 piece of shit. Fucking bicep bangle. urgh. fuck.
Ewwwww, she’s really horrid, can I get diseases from looking at these pics?
She looks terrific for a 40 year old mother of four.
“Ni hao America. I’m here to find out what you did with our trillion dollars.”
Joe, why you bring her stateside? She love too many guys longtime…
“See, little girl? If you want to make it big in America, you need fake tits and big blond hair, not math skills.”
All I see is Doug Hutchinson’s new Asian wife in 3 years.
There is no curse in Elvish, Entish or the tongues of Man for this fuckery.
That’s not even legal according to law books and such.
He: leather jacket. She: lingerie and a scarf. Where did you say they were?
“You see that over there honey? That’s why mom and dad make you work hard in school. If you go through life stupid, you can only make a living trading money for blowjobs.”
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