What a fucktard!!

He even gets Johnny Depps hand me downs in CLOTHES

The VMA’s don’t require much of their kitchen staff, especially for the pre-party.

The original Un-Johnny Depp.

Every time I see him now, I start humming Biko by Peter Gabriel, but obviously the words are Grieco…Griecooooo, Grieco..Grieco.

And then I want to drink Drano.

He looks like he had a reverse facelift.

To shut him up, his agent told him he got him an audition as a villain on Miami Vice.

“John Mayer just gave me his entire wardrobe from the last two years. Kept on mumbling something about the power of whipped cream-shooting breasts.”

Whew, I’m so tired ! Just taking a break from all these speaking roles in blockbuster movies.

Just waiting for his gay lover to pick him up on his way home from work.

Greg Giraldo alive and well.

Meet…Tired White Monkey.

That look is surely probable cause for a roofies search…

“Hey on your way in, did you happen to notice if Nolte still has my little blue guitar?”

Pretty casual valet uniform at this gig.

Richard Grieco, you see right through me.

Wait, does Peter DeLuise wear an ass-load of bracelets too?

Richard Grieco is an actual person?! I thought he was just a made up person for A Night at the Roxbury.

This will be Joe Jonas in a few years.

Shia LaDouche in 5 years. ( Are you getting this, Shia? )

“Look, everyone…it’s Richard Grieco. Hey Richie, how…oops… Quiet, everybody! I think he finally has a john checking him out…”

Welcome, please ignore the creepy old guy, his father owns the club.

Goddamn, Booker! If there’s a camera in the vicinity you’ll show up at a Pizza Hut opening. I hear most kids’ birthday parties have a camerea or two involved……

Meet your future joe jonas….and yes I borrowed your hat…

lose the hat, moron