superficial

  1. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    What a fucktard!!

  2. He even gets Johnny Depps hand me downs in CLOTHES

  3. Billebuoy

    The VMA’s don’t require much of their kitchen staff, especially for the pre-party.

  4. Animal

    The original Un-Johnny Depp.

  5. Every time I see him now, I start humming Biko by Peter Gabriel, but obviously the words are Grieco…Griecooooo, Grieco..Grieco.

    And then I want to drink Drano.

  6. He looks like he had a reverse facelift.

  7. EricLr

    To shut him up, his agent told him he got him an audition as a villain on Miami Vice.

  8. “John Mayer just gave me his entire wardrobe from the last two years. Kept on mumbling something about the power of whipped cream-shooting breasts.”

  9. DeucePickle

    Whew, I’m so tired ! Just taking a break from all these speaking roles in blockbuster movies.

  10. Just waiting for his gay lover to pick him up on his way home from work.

  11. Chancho

    Greg Giraldo alive and well.

  12. Biff

    Meet…Tired White Monkey.

  13. Wheres my hat ?

    That look is surely probable cause for a roofies search…

  14. Minky Wail

    “Hey on your way in, did you happen to notice if Nolte still has my little blue guitar?”

  15. Pretty casual valet uniform at this gig.

  16. Richard Grieco, you see right through me.

  17. Wait, does Peter DeLuise wear an ass-load of bracelets too?

  18. JennywithaY

    Richard Grieco is an actual person?! I thought he was just a made up person for A Night at the Roxbury.

  19. anonymous

    This will be Joe Jonas in a few years.

  20. Shia LaDouche in 5 years. ( Are you getting this, Shia? )

  21. Look, everyone…it’s Richard Grieco. Hey Richie, how…oops… Quiet, everybody! I think he finally has a john checking him out…”

  22. Bigalkie

    Welcome, please ignore the creepy old guy, his father owns the club.

  23. Tidbit

    Goddamn, Booker! If there’s a camera in the vicinity you’ll show up at a Pizza Hut opening. I hear most kids’ birthday parties have a camerea or two involved……

  24. RickyGreco

    Meet your future joe jonas….and yes I borrowed your hat…

  25. Martina

    lose the hat, moron

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