Holy shit, I’ve never seen the actual Hulk transition in slow motion!

Head fat is the hardest to lose.

She should borrow Grieco’s hat since they’re serving at the same party.

Her pants are falling apart like her career…Oh wait.

Hooooly face.

She’s still around? She’s cute.

not cute. tacky.

Once I noticed the plugs in the wall they were all I could think about. Are they always in these pictures, but hidden, like Waldo? Do they use specific walls for D-lister photos? Did the photographer notice them and just decide it wasn’t worth edging her over a foot? Do I have ADHD? I don’t know, but it must suck being outshined by wall sockets.

Seen later being shoved into Grieco’s trunk.

The 102.7 FM/ KIIS FM 2012 VMA Pre Party? Seriously?

Wait. I thought Kat DeLuna was black. And not just black, Dominican black. Did they lighten her?

“Somebody keep an eye on that woman. I think she’s getting ready to thieve some electricity!”