somebody put that bitch down.

So that’s where he gets his plastic surgery done.

‘Scuse me ma’am, employees only through this entrance

She looks like my 7th grade art teacher.

Interesting… you never see Steven and Janice Dickinson in the same place at the same time.

Time to retire.

Jesus Christ!

Isn’t he a grandpa now.? Hang it the fuck up will ya?

Hey!

It’s my redneck aunt from Mississippi that chain smokes menthols and blames everything wrong in this country on Obama!

There is a time when rock stardom crosses over into flat-out mental illness. This guy crossed that line before I was born.

Would do. Oh, wait, that’s a man! Forget it.

Tanning Mom’s 15 minutes of fame up yet?

I hope that old lady finds her missing cat.

Is this some sort of Real Life Cosplay of Marge Simpson ?
Cause the hair isn’t blue enough.

Steven forgot that it is best to go out on top . Like 30 yrs ago

As a testimony to the amazing power of the female spirit, we should all consider that some much younger woman likes his money enough to continue to sex him regularly.

Liv Tyler must be so proud…

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

As the mechanic slipped under the car and drained the oil pan, Steven forgot himself and started to masturbate until the screaming took him out of the moment .

I didn’t know Church Lady had come out of retirement

Tonight at 10, another expose on auto repair shops ripping off senile old grannies. What can you do to prevent this?

Grandma didn’t fall off the rocker… she became one~!

She looks like my aftercare counselor that always tried to make me ride a horse. That’s right. She.

I saw this guy in concert in 1973 and I thought he was dreamy…..now I am an old lady and he looks like……an old lady.

Meth is a hell of a drug.

OMG I’ve seen her perform! Where’s the organ grinder though? Dont they have leash laws?

I know there are too many things wrong here to even count. But, who the fuck still uses a clipboard, and why does this lady’s clipboard have tan lines? Is that some kind of upside down checklist? camouflage capris? check. 2 pairs of glasses? check. fake snakeskin hand towel? check. some kind of ripcord hanging out my ass? check.

I loved you in Moonlighting, Ms. DiPesto.

My wife just walked in, saw this picture and said “Oh my God! I thought that was Mary Kate Olsen at first!” I honestly can’t tell who that’s a bigger burn on.

Don Knotts is looking FABULOUS.

And speaking of feeding Hansel and Gretel….

Is this the reanimated corpse of Amy Winehouse? The decomposition is not as bad as I’d expect.

All those rock star deaths at age 27 don’t seem so tragic after all.

I didn’t realize that there are still witch doctors.

Damn, missed another one. I guessed “Kirstie Alley” again.

He looks more girly than the Kristie ‘woman’ in the previous pic.

When my sons were in high school, one of them got busted for calling the school librarian “a fucking bitch.”

THIS IS HER!

Clownie

So that’s where the Grinch gets his sled worked on during the off season!

Honey Boo Boo’s mom lost a ton of weight

Screw all you media and judgemental assholes that keep saying Carrie Fisher is fat!

he needs more drugs