superficial

  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    somebody put that bitch down.

  2. Frank Burns

    So that’s where he gets his plastic surgery done.

  3. ‘Scuse me ma’am, employees only through this entrance

  4. lanceuppercut

    She looks like my 7th grade art teacher.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Interesting… you never see Steven and Janice Dickinson in the same place at the same time.

  6. Cock Dr

    Time to retire.

  7. Jesus Christ!

    Isn’t he a grandpa now.? Hang it the fuck up will ya?

  8. Hey!

    It’s my redneck aunt from Mississippi that chain smokes menthols and blames everything wrong in this country on Obama!

  9. EricLr

    There is a time when rock stardom crosses over into flat-out mental illness. This guy crossed that line before I was born.

  10. kimmykimkim

    Would do. Oh, wait, that’s a man! Forget it.

  11. Tanning Mom’s 15 minutes of fame up yet?

  12. I hope that old lady finds her missing cat.

  13. DeucePickle

    Is this some sort of Real Life Cosplay of Marge Simpson ?
    Cause the hair isn’t blue enough.

  14. See Alice

    Steven forgot that it is best to go out on top . Like 30 yrs ago

  15. As a testimony to the amazing power of the female spirit, we should all consider that some much younger woman likes his money enough to continue to sex him regularly.

  16. Inner Retard

    Liv Tyler must be so proud…

  17. steel murkin

    Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    As the mechanic slipped under the car and drained the oil pan, Steven forgot himself and started to masturbate until the screaming took him out of the moment .

  19. Mike701

    I didn’t know Church Lady had come out of retirement

  20. Tonight at 10, another expose on auto repair shops ripping off senile old grannies. What can you do to prevent this?

  21. animal

    Grandma didn’t fall off the rocker… she became one~!

  22. kimmykimkim

    She looks like my aftercare counselor that always tried to make me ride a horse. That’s right. She.

  23. Mama Pinkus

    I saw this guy in concert in 1973 and I thought he was dreamy…..now I am an old lady and he looks like……an old lady.

  24. disillusionisreal

    Meth is a hell of a drug.

  25. OMG I’ve seen her perform! Where’s the organ grinder though? Dont they have leash laws?

  26. toopier

    I know there are too many things wrong here to even count. But, who the fuck still uses a clipboard, and why does this lady’s clipboard have tan lines? Is that some kind of upside down checklist? camouflage capris? check. 2 pairs of glasses? check. fake snakeskin hand towel? check. some kind of ripcord hanging out my ass? check.

  27. I loved you in Moonlighting, Ms. DiPesto.

  28. My wife just walked in, saw this picture and said “Oh my God! I thought that was Mary Kate Olsen at first!” I honestly can’t tell who that’s a bigger burn on.

  29. oldfool

    Don Knotts is looking FABULOUS.

  30. And speaking of feeding Hansel and Gretel….

  31. Matt

    Is this the reanimated corpse of Amy Winehouse? The decomposition is not as bad as I’d expect.

  32. Queef Sister

    All those rock star deaths at age 27 don’t seem so tragic after all.

  33. RHawk

    I didn’t realize that there are still witch doctors.

  34. Bummer

    Damn, missed another one. I guessed “Kirstie Alley” again.

  35. qwerty

    He looks more girly than the Kristie ‘woman’ in the previous pic.

  36. When my sons were in high school, one of them got busted for calling the school librarian “a fucking bitch.”

    THIS IS HER!

  37. Bigalkie

    Clownie

  38. LegMan

    So that’s where the Grinch gets his sled worked on during the off season!

  39. Honey Boo Boo’s mom lost a ton of weight

  40. Tidbit

    Screw all you media and judgemental assholes that keep saying Carrie Fisher is fat!

  41. Martina

    he needs more drugs

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