superficial

  1. “Man, I soooo want credibility…. And free stuff like these clothes..But mostly credibility… 80/20 Credibility…”

  2. kimmykimkim

    Oh, just shut up, Shia! Shut up!

  3. Mrs. Tom Cruise IV

    hell yeah looking better

  4. Frank Burns

    “Why do the Italians keep shouting ‘vita bassa coglione’ at me?”

  5. Dear Shia Laboooooof,

    We fucking hate you!

    Love,
    The human race.

  6. Deacon Jones

    “Hey, anyone order a DWEEB? “

  7. EricLr

    I have a glutten allegery. It’s still hip to say that, right?

  8. Obviously “The Quality You Keep” doesn’t help you buy pants that fit.

  9. Inner Retard

    This picture is its own joke.

  10. Park

    So, this guy goes from fucking Megan Fox, to doing a naked video for Sigur Rós, to having sex on-camera for the next Von Trier film, to getting photographed in front of a wall full of 69s… Damn, not even Lindsay’s descent to porn is going this fast.

  11. Dear Shia…Look in the Yellow Pages under “Tailor” and call one!

  12. cc

    Presumably this movie revives the ‘upper class twit of the year’ from Monte Python.

  13. jamiehun

    DAMN. That’s a shart.

  14. lori

    At first glance I thought this was Scott Diseck. Same fatuous expression and slick backed flat hair.

  15. Mike

    I gotta say, thank God he got rid of that bizarre beard and hairdo. He looks better here.

    Also, I got to see him in “Lawless”. He’s REALLY good in that film. I doubt it’ll wipe his slate clean of shit we goof on him for, but we forget that he was once a great actor. Final scene with Guy Pearce was a monster!

    • “…he was once a great actor.”
      Jesus, what is this guy, like 11 or something? WTF…??? You make it sound like he’s come out of a long retirement or a medical disability. He hasn’t been on the Earth long enough to be a great “anything!”

  16. journalschism

    Shia Diamond Phillips

  17. Bigalkie

    Pocket pool.. Bank shot

  18. He’s got some problems…he’s already starting to look like some old, curmudgeonly Jew. “Oy vey…vere is da shiksa? I’fe been vaitingk all day for mein puddingk!”

  19. mbcl

    Must be an important event, uncle jed’s got his ‘sunday go to meetin’ clothes on.

  20. “Hey Shia where’s the girlfriend?”

    “She will be here any minute, seriously she told me she was arriving like now. Did I tell you about my new movie where I have totally boning this chick on camera but seriously I have no idea where my girlfriend is.”

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