“Angelo Galasso Polso Orologio” roughly translates to “watch me try to suck my own dick”

Somewhere, Shia is kicking himself for not properly rocking the Milhouse Flood Pants look.

Badgley IS Banksy

Apparently this is the love child of Scott Disick and Jared Leto.

Mine’s the tan Camry with the scratch on the side.

Also, while we’re insulting him, let’s take a moment to ruminate on the fact that this man got to have sex with Blake Lively for three years.

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Why bother with the tie? Wouldn’t it just be easier if he wore a sign that said “Punch Me.”

So he’s some sort of juggler or balloon artist on the side?

I hope he lives long enough to understand he’s ridiculous.

Someone said there was going to be a huge ball sack and he came running in his Sunday best.

Someone’s begun his campaign to be in the Jersey Boys movie

His tie is longer than his pants. I measured.

Wtf happened this guy and Shia were cute now they are the biggest hipster ass holes. !

This guy is just trying to sell that Jeff Buckley movie that he filmed. I know hipsters, and he and Shia are phonies,Also Penn you can wear all the hipster clothing, hang around all your hipster friends, move to Williamsburg and have celebrity relationship with well known hipster’s offspring, you will never be a hipster you are a imitator. Try being yourself because the hipster thing isn’t working for you. Holloween isn’t until October.

You know what they say about guys with big shoes…

John Mayer cleans… up… nice?

What the fuck is up with the 1940′s hairdo? This guy looks like an English refugee from World War II.

How much oxygen does this guy waste on a daily basis?