1. USDA Prime McBeef

    “Angelo Galasso Polso Orologio” roughly translates to “watch me try to suck my own dick”

  2. Somewhere, Shia is kicking himself for not properly rocking the Milhouse Flood Pants look.

  3. Badgley IS Banksy

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Apparently this is the love child of Scott Disick and Jared Leto.

  5. kimmykimkim

    Mine’s the tan Camry with the scratch on the side.

  6. Also, while we’re insulting him, let’s take a moment to ruminate on the fact that this man got to have sex with Blake Lively for three years.

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  8. Why bother with the tie? Wouldn’t it just be easier if he wore a sign that said “Punch Me.”

  9. catapostrophe

    So he’s some sort of juggler or balloon artist on the side?

  10. I hope he lives long enough to understand he’s ridiculous.

  11. cc

    Someone said there was going to be a huge ball sack and he came running in his Sunday best.

  12. Swearin

    Someone’s begun his campaign to be in the Jersey Boys movie

  13. His tie is longer than his pants. I measured.

  14. MyCoworkerIsHot

    Wtf happened this guy and Shia were cute now they are the biggest hipster ass holes. !

  15. Ohboyourphony

    This guy is just trying to sell that Jeff Buckley movie that he filmed. I know hipsters, and he and Shia are phonies,Also Penn you can wear all the hipster clothing, hang around all your hipster friends, move to Williamsburg and have celebrity relationship with well known hipster’s offspring, you will never be a hipster you are a imitator. Try being yourself because the hipster thing isn’t working for you. Holloween isn’t until October.

  16. Mrs. Tom Cruise IV

    You know what they say about guys with big shoes…

  17. Blech

    John Mayer cleans… up… nice?

  18. What the fuck is up with the 1940′s hairdo? This guy looks like an English refugee from World War II.

  19. Martina

    How much oxygen does this guy waste on a daily basis?

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