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this is what macauley culkin would look like today if michael jackson didn’t touch him.
He would be a haggard drunken blonde trannie with a gnarled and leathery torso?
I was referring to the those jack off twins cuz culkin already looks like that.
Why on earth would somebody give you a thumbs down for speaking the truth?
Because Michael didn’t touch those children! He was acquitted—they found him innocent! He was a beautiful person! He wrote Thriller…THRILLER!
a lot of people on here can not handle the truth
Because we all know Corey Haim was asking for it.
Poor Michael Jackson. I was going to vote for him, too. I figure anyone who can write a smash hit like “THRILLER,” hit over 500 home runs, fly around the country sticking up for downtrodden African Americans, and still have the time for run for president has definitely got my vote!
Those 2 scamps… Always causing trouble… It looks like they’re gonna play a round of guess the body part…
With Tara Reid you get sloppy firsts.
Apparently clicking the right reply button is hard
At the end of the long night, Tara is whisked away by the Alcohol Fairies, back to the safety of her tiny room where she sleeps the sleep of the dead, as the magical elixers she has consumed dance through her veins until morning.
I didn’t realize I’d dozed, but I’m experiencing a Kubrickian nightmare right now.
Which one do you guys like better? The blue shoe one or the red shoe one? I’m going to collect them all!
The one on the right knows he’s gettng sloppy seconds.
In a perfect world, the next shot would be of douchey mc blue shoes taking that claw he’s forming with his right hand, and fish-hooking Tara in her creepy tiny baby mouth.
Wow
I dont even know where to begin on this one
Help grandma to the car, boys.
Imagine where those two fingers have been.
they’re just two nice young british lads doing their civic duty of escorting the old drunk lady out of the nice hotel and onto the pre-softened concrete before she vomits up a mix of wild turkey and cigarettes from the ashtray she spilled the wild turkey into
Irish.
Just sad.
This really does make me kind of sad. Tara Reid was so pretty, had her whole life ahead of her, was getting to a point where she could write her own ticket…if I’d known it only took a few drinks to get into her pantaloons I’d have invested in Seagram’s!
Tell me about it. So much potential wasted.
Tara so blitzed, she needs two guys? gays? automatons? to keep her up
Looks like the makings of a classic rotisserie bang.
I’d agree with you if I didn’t think they’d be more likely to do each other while Tara sleeps it off.
I really wish I could disagree with you….
double vision is so natural to her, i bet she thiks there is only one of them
Tara, you were halfway there…You were drunk enough to have sex with the two gayest men on the planet, you just forgot to get them drunk enough to have sex with you.
It’s is Switch day in London when they get to pretend they aren’t gay and she gets to pretend to be sober.
The last thing the manager said to Jedward:
“Get out and take your trash with you!”
Wow…I guess she really hadn’t hit rock bottom before afterall.
Which came first, Jedward or those creepy Euro-twins from Superjail?
Okay, here’s something to turn your stomach…imagine those two bringing her home and turning her into a spitroast.
I’m sorry Jedwad #1, those two fingers will never be the same.
Is this a gay reboot of Weekend at Bernie’s?
ZOMMMMBIE APOCALYPSE!
That is all.
Weird. I am so hard right now.
Two Robert Pattinsons for the price of none.
These two paddies probably don’t know shit about American wrestling, but I’ll bet they’re going to figure out how to tag team tonight.
Blue Shoes is planning on carrying her around like a bowling ball.
She’s so trashed, I’M seeing double.
Is it just me, but doesn’t Tara look like the healthy one here?